Saturday, October 17, 2015

Ten Halloween Jokes for Your Kids

Kids love to tell jokes.  They also love to be told jokes.  Here are some fun Halloween jokes and riddles you can try on your kids:

What do mummies dance to?

  Wrap Music

What is a witch's best subject in school?

  Spelling

What room do zombies not go into?

  The Living Room

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

  A Bloodhound

What did the vampire say to the invisible man?

  Long Time No See

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

  A SandWitch

Who's the best dancer?

  The Boogie Man

Why do witches fly on brooms?

  Because Vacuum Cleaners Are Too Scary

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

  To Improve His Bite

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

  Peek-a-boo





1 comment:

joshua54 said...

Hey, these are so lovely Halloween Jokes for Your Kids. Thanks for sharing here. Well, I am a teacher at Phoenix preschool and I also organized a Halloween event for the kids. I planned loads of learning activities for this event and my students loved doing those activities.